Girls, They'll Never Take Us Alive

A novella by
Matt Lydon

A weekly diner breakfast quickly escalates into three old ladies out on the lam with a gun, stolen cash, and a hostage. And don't even get Joanie started on her sciatic nerve. With the Ocean City PD slowly closing in, the ladies' relationships and personal histories will be tested. Because youth and beauty may come and go, but some people you just can’t shake.

From the satirical voice of Matt Lydon, join Joanie, Diane, and Bette on a slow-paced, arthritic thrill ride...of geriatric proportions.

Price: $9.99
ISBN: 978-1-7337360-3-9
Release Date: November 12, 2019
Distributed by: Ingram*

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